Beer Pong Team Profile

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Team Grandma's House is the best pairing of two individuals in the world, possibly the universe.  Daniel 'On Fire' Nissimov and John 'Clutch' Virag were born on the same day, eat the same thing for breakfast, and share the same girlfriend.  Legend has it that  Daniel 'On Fire' Nissimov and John 'Clutch' Virag were not born from a human because there is not a uterus in the world that would not rupture from their shear magnificence.   Daniel 'On Fire' Nissimov and John 'Clutch' Virag train with the best in the world; Jordan Thomas One of the Best Shooters in the League, Cameron 'Oh Man Oh Man' Livingstone, Pukeston ‘Pukey’ Von Randolf III, and Jeff '2 Legit 2 Quit' Rother just to name a few.  Team Grandma's House has played over 350,000 games of beerpong and never drank one cup.  Team Grandma’s House is well trained in every shooting/playing style nationally as well as internationally.  Team Grandma’s House will win the WSOBP IV 2009, unquestionably.

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