Beer Pong Team Profile

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We have a Coon.  We have a Cracker.  Just like in White Men Can't Jump, Jungle Fever, Lethal Weapon, and American History X...you will see this interracial combination is the recipe for a successful partnership. 

KENNY:
Obviously too short to play basketball, and no chance at hockey...Kenny found himself shooting dice and stuck having to play a traditionally white man's drinking game for fun.  Without Hennessey or malt liquor to play with, he developed a thirst for cheap college beer and so it began.  Although most people still think he is Fraser's little brother, he is now a dominant player in Drunken Bear tournaments and he aims to show Vegas what it is.  Unfortunately for Kenny, the brothers with talent were taken, and he had to bring out every part of his inner Uncle Tom, scraping the bottom of the barrel and grabbing Nick.  Run and tell that, homeboy

NICK:
The typical white kid who was not any good at a real sport like baseball or hockey, He started playing a drinking game against other non-athletic white kids at a party.  They thought getting drunk and throwing up on yourself in front of girls got you laid and what better way to do that then with a drinking game.  After playing in a few big tournaments and regularly being dropped for better talent, he decided to give affirmative action a try.  A boring guy, balding and looking more and more like a suburban townie every day, he decided Kenny is just the kind of flavor he needed to bring home a title and stay out of the museum...or at least play with a brother and get some street-cred.

COON CRACKERS:
Drawn from our mutual hatred for each other's race and both our partners bailing on us in very stereotypical manners (the black guy's partner had a kid, the white guy's partner got a DUI thinking he was above the law), "Coon-Crackers" will be a name you will see in the spotlight.  ***Remember:  White people cheer for Nick, Black (and hispanic-nonwhite) cheer for Kenny.

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