Total count: 27
| Rank | Team | W | L | CD |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Against The Ropes | 6 | 0 | +16 |
| 2 | Cheech and Pong | 7 | 2 | +14 |
| 3 | Choke on This | 3 | 2 | +4 |
| 4 | Plan B Pancakes | 6 | 2 | +19 |
| 5 | Mexi and Sexi | 2 | 2 | -5 |
| 5 | You Only Live Once | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 7 | Prop Her On The Table | 3 | 2 | +8 |
| 7 | At Least Chlamydia's Curable | 4 | 2 | +9 |
| 9 | Want To Go | 2 | 2 | +1 |
| 9 | Hi Guys | 2 | 2 | -4 |
| 9 | Burque Zoo | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 9 | Left On the Table | 2 | 2 | -6 |
| 13 | Bouncy Castle | 2 | 2 | +6 |
| 13 | Duck Fat | 1 | 2 | -4 |
| 13 | Liquid Butter | 1 | 2 | -2 |
| 13 | All Pasta No Sauce | 2 | 2 | -2 |
| 17 | Smoketastic | 1 | 2 | -3 |
| 17 | ABQ's Finest | 1 | 2 | -1 |
| 17 | Straight Shots | 1 | 2 | -2 |
| 17 | Dallas Cowboys | 0 | 2 | -4 |
| 17 | Biggie Smalls | 1 | 2 | -5 |
| 17 | Plain White Toast | 0 | 2 | -8 |
| 17 | They Google Me | 0 | 2 | -3 |
| 17 | DC United | 0 | 2 | -5 |
| 25 | Tips and Tricks | 0 | 2 | -7 |
| 25 | White Trash | 0 | 2 | -8 |
| 25 | The A-Team | 0 | 2 | -8 |