Total count: 20
| Rank | Team | W | L | CD |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | We Sink Cups Not Kayaks | 7 | 1 | +25 |
| 2 | Getting It Wet In HD | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 3 | MoonPoon & the Guido | 4 | 2 | +7 |
| 4 | Cold As Ice | 5 | 2 | +10 |
| 5 | Skill Cup Assassins | 2 | 2 | +5 |
| 5 | Pocahontas & Cinderella | 3 | 2 | -2 |
| 7 | I Da Hoe, You Da Hoe | 2 | 2 | -5 |
| 7 | T & Crumpets | 2 | 2 | +2 |
| 9 | Our Balls Are Wetter Than Yours | 2 | 2 | -1 |
| 9 | Zen Masters | 1 | 2 | -2 |
| 9 | The Finest | 2 | 2 | -1 |
| 9 | Stupendously Balls Deep | 1 | 2 | -6 |
| 13 | Stripes & Solids | 2 | 2 | -3 |
| 13 | Bitchs Aint Shit | 0 | 2 | -7 |
| 13 | Nacho Y Eskeleto | 1 | 2 | -4 |
| 13 | Team Niners | 0 | 2 | -3 |
| 17 | Nemo & Dory | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| 17 | Roll It, Light It, Shoot It, Bang It | 0 | 2 | -3 |
| 17 | Double Racked | 0 | 2 | -6 |
| 17 | I'll Punch You UFC Style | 0 | 2 | -6 |