Stats for event: Satellite #1 at Park Centre Lounge
Total count: 30
| Rank | Team | W | L | CD |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Quack Attack | 6 | 0 | +11 |
| 2 | Furious Stylez | 7 | 2 | +10 |
| 3 | Nobody Puts Shady in the Corner | 4 | 2 | +11 |
| 4 | 2 Trannys 1 Granny | 4 | 2 | +5 |
| 5 | ryan and adrian | 3 | 2 | +7 |
| 5 | Take Notes | 4 | 2 | +3 |
| 7 | Smashin' Caps | 3 | 2 | +8 |
| 7 | Team, Sparkle | 3 | 2 | +5 |
| 9 | Sweaty Panties | 2 | 2 | +1 |
| 9 | 2 guys in my room | 2 | 2 | +1 |
| 9 | 100 Times Fuckeder | 3 | 2 | +8 |
| 9 | Mile High | 2 | 2 | -5 |
| 13 | We Drink Beer | 2 | 2 | -7 |
| 13 | The Shiva | 1 | 2 | -5 |
| 13 | Hustle and Throw | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 13 | It's Not You | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 17 | Affirmative Action | 1 | 2 | -2 |
| 17 | couches pull out, we dont | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| 17 | Mex Asians | 1 | 2 | -1 |
| 17 | We Have Real Jobs | 1 | 2 | +1 |
| 17 | Beauty & The Beast | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| 17 | Inaudible Splash | 1 | 2 | -5 |
| 17 | Heartbreakers | 1 | 2 | +1 |
| 17 | A River Runs Through It | 1 | 2 | -6 |
| 25 | Fire Monkeys | 0 | 2 | -9 |
| 25 | Michael J Fox's Martinis | 0 | 2 | -3 |
| 25 | Bruce Rogers' Fan Club | 0 | 2 | -4 |
| 25 | Imperial Stew | 0 | 2 | -4 |
| 25 | We're Just Here 4 the Balls | 0 | 2 | -7 |
| 25 | Hey Baby | 0 | 2 | -14 |