Stats for event: Wednesday at Park Centre Lounge
Total count: 12
| Rank | Team | W | L | CD |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Too Fuckin Easy | 5 | 0 | +21 |
| 2 | Smashin' Caps | 3 | 2 | +6 |
| 3 | Who's Next | 4 | 2 | +3 |
| 4 | Zipper Wedges | 3 | 2 | -4 |
| 5 | Anthony Mason Face | 1 | 2 | -6 |
| 5 | Party Enema | 3 | 2 | +12 |
| 7 | You Can' t Win-Boy | 1 | 2 | -1 |
| 7 | FU Miss Daisy | 2 | 2 | -3 |
| 9 | 100 Times Fuckeder | 0 | 2 | -5 |
| 9 | Ball Master | 0 | 2 | -8 |
| 9 | Ball Sack | 0 | 2 | -6 |
| 9 | Min-Utd | 0 | 2 | -9 |